SRC/USD ▲ $4,200.69 (+420.0%) 24H VOLUME: $69,000,000 🪙 LIMITED GOLD COINS REMAINING: 67 MARKET CAP: DEFINITELY REAL SRC/BTC ▲ 0.0420 BTC WHITEPAPER: 4 PAGES (1 IS THE LOGO) BACKED BY: VIBES AND GOOD INTENTIONS SRC/USD ▲ $4,200.69 (+420.0%) 24H VOLUME: $69,000,000 🪙 LIMITED GOLD COINS REMAINING: 67 MARKET CAP: DEFINITELY REAL SRC/BTC ▲ 0.0420 BTC WHITEPAPER: 4 PAGES (1 IS THE LOGO) BACKED BY: VIBES AND GOOD INTENTIONS

// SCRAPRIGHT SOFTWARE PRESENTS //

THE FUTURE OFSCRAP IS DIGITAL

Introducing SRcoinz™ — the world's first blockchain technology built exclusively for the scrap metal industry. Because if everyone else is doing it, why can't we?

SRC/USD $4,200.69 ▲ +420.0%
$4,200
CURRENT PRICE (USD)
+6,900%
ALL TIME ROI
21M
TOTAL SUPPLY (SIMILAR TO BITCOIN)
67
GOLD COINS LEFT
100%
BACKED BY VIBES

// LIMITED TIME OFFER //

BUY SRCOINZ, GET A REAL GOLD COIN

For a limited time, your first SRcoinz purchase includes an actual physical commemorative gold coin — because nothing says "serious investment" like a collectible.

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// WHY SRCOINZ //

BUILT FOR THE SCRAP ECONOMY

⛓️
SCRAP-CHAIN TECHNOLOGY
Our proprietary ScrapChain™ ledger processes transactions at speeds only slightly slower than a fax machine, but with 400% more buzzwords.
PATENT PENDING (SORT OF)
♻️
ECO-FRIENDLY MINING
SRcoinz are "mined" using the residual energy from scrap yard operations. We asked Nick to code it and he said it's fine.
GREEN CERTIFIED (BY US)
🏦
INDUSTRY BACKED
SRcoinz is backed by the full faith, credit, and enthusiasm of the ScrapRight team. Shon said "sure, why not" which is basically institutional support.
EXECUTIVE APPROVED
📈
ONLY GOES UP
Our proprietary algorithm ensures SRcoinz can only increase in value. We hired a consultant. His name was also Shon.
100% GUARANTEED*
🔐
ULTRA SECURE
Your SRcoinz are secured by military-grade encryption — the same technology that protects your ScrapRight login password from Zach in support.
VERY SECURE
👩‍🏭
COMMUNITY DRIVEN
SRcoinz is proudly endorsed by the ScrapSisters community — or at least Montana said "that's hilarious" in a Teams message, which we are legally counting as an endorsement.
SISTER APPROVED™
🌍
GLOBAL ACCEPTANCE
SRcoinz is accepted at ScrapRight headquarters, and possibly the vending machine in the break room if you tape it to a dollar bill first.
WORLDWIDE* (*ONE LOCATION)
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EXCLUSIVELY AI
No human emotion at all! Now featuring even more AI Slop than our competitors. See you in Vegas! Booth 2219
100% SLOP CERTIFIED
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// COLLECTOR'S EDITION //

THE OFFICIAL SRcoinz™ GOLD COIN

A stunning commemorative coin featuring the ScrapRight logo, a depiction of a scrap yard at sunset, and the words "TO THE MOON" in tasteful Comic Sans. A future heirloom.

MATERIAL: GOLD* (*GOLD-COLORED) DIAMETER: 40MM EDITION: LIMITED (WE ORDERED 500) COLLECTIBILITY: HIGH RESALE VALUE: TBD

READ THE WHITEPAPER

Our comprehensive 4-page whitepaper outlines the technical vision, tokenomics, and roadmap for SRcoinz. Page 1 is the logo. Pages 2–3 are bullet points. Page 4 is a picture of Shon looking confidently at a camera.

// FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS //

YOU ASKED. WE ANSWERED.

IS THIS A REAL CRYPTOCURRENCY?
Ha. No. Please do not send us money. This is a ScrapRight April Fools' joke. We are a scrap yard software company and we are very good at that.
WILL I ACTUALLY GET A GOLD COIN?
This is a joke. There are no gold coins. If you really want one though, maybe ask Shon nicely at the next trade show.
IS MY MONEY SAFE?
Your money is safe because we will not take it. We make software. Very good software. ScrapRight, TrackRight — the real products. Those are real.
WHY DID YOU DO THIS?
It's April 1st. Everyone in the scrap industry is too serious. Kaila thought it would be funny. Shon said "sure." And here we are.
CAN I USE SRCOINZ TO BUY SCRAPRIGHT SOFTWARE?
No. Please use real money. Or call Cody in sales. He will work with you. He accepts USD, not SRcoinz.
WHAT IS THE ACTUAL SCRAPRIGHT WEBSITE?
ScrapRight.com — real software, real products, real people. No cryptocurrency involved. We promise.

READY TO HODL
SOME SCRAP?

Join thousands of scrap professionals* who have already not invested in SRcoinz. (*no one. this is a joke.)

* BY CLICKING YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THIS IS AN APRIL FOOLS' JOKE AND NO CRYPTOCURRENCY EXISTS OR WILL EXIST *

SRC/USD LIVE
$4,200.69
▲ +420.0% (24H)
🎉 APRIL FOOLS! 🎉
🪙
GOT YOU!
SRcoinz™ is 100% not real. There is no cryptocurrency. There is no gold coin (sorry). There is no blockchain.

There IS however ScrapRight — real scrap yard management software that's actually very good. And TrackRight for dispatch. And ScrapSisters celebrating women in the industry.

Happy April Fools' Day from the ScrapRight team! 🎊